Saturday, June 24, 2006

Memories from Kelowna

Here are the most memorable things from the golf trip to Kelowna (those that I can remember) :

  • Everyone trying to produce the MMF (Most Memorable Fart)
  • Walking a mile past our street on the way back from downtown
  • Gino's podcast from Cheetahs - which is available here
  • Stanley Cup Finals Game 6
  • Not seeing Auggie for the entire time we were on the hole at Predator Ridge that had the sign "keep away from the right the side of the fairway."
  • Actually getting a Par
  • Meltdowns by various players on the most gorgeous course I've seen.
  • The bent putter putt on 18 at Quail Ridge
  • Connecting individual stories of the previous night together and watching them playout like the movies Pulp Fiction or Mememto
  • Rose's waterfront pub
  • Auggisms

    The Ukranian ferris wheel
    "Without short people there wouldn't be any tall people"
    "#$#^ @#$! @$#%$#!"
    "The shades should match the drapes"

  • Mikeyisms

    "I didn't know what you wanted to drink"
    "Holy f* it went straight... I mean great shot"

  • Other random quotes

    "There's onions in it..."
    "You're not supposed to drink more than 2 Red Bulls..."

  • Fungicides sprayed on a golf course are very bad

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Things I learned from my trip to Sou Cal

Things I learned from my trip to Southern California this month:
  • Voice navigation systems are more patient then I am when my wife just turned 3 blocks too soon : "you have left the route, a new one is being created for you now"
  • I should become a weatherman in San Diego: "75F with a chance of clouds, today, tomorrow, ..."
  • I should always carry business card
  • There are women who look like Christie Brinkley
  • The difference between inbound vs outbound flows on the beach (the former makes for a very cool day at the beach in February).
  • Surfers arrive at the beach @ 5:00 am
  • Don't worry if you don't know the speed limit on the current road/hiway/freeway - just try to keep up to the locals!
  • There's always somebody with a bigger truck
  • You should always wear sunscreen
  • People in San Diego really enjoy their city/climate/etc
  • Nickelback isn't played every 15 min like it is on Alberta/Canadian radio stations

PS. That's My Stapler's wife would like to add the following statement :

$10 for parking ...
$500 for Aerosmith Concert floor seats next to the stage/catwalk...
$8 for a beer or cocktail ...
- being close enough to grope Stephen Tyler's thigh .... "priceless"

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Last day

Today was my last day of my contract at a major Telecommunications Corporation in Western Canada. As is my tradition, I've created a list of memorable things about my stay that I may or may not miss.

This is not a top ten list as I'm sure I will add to it. Please feel free to comment or ask questions.
  • RUDY ?
  • Learning that you don't want to sit by people doing support while you're trying to do development (support people are on the phone more than Sheryl!)
  • The conference call on-hold muzac
  • Coke & candy machines leaving the premises
  • *skermer* 1
  • Swiping my card when leaving/entering the building and hoping that the flashing blue light doesn’t go off

  • Bugging Sharon to renew my security access
  • My Cubicle in "The Toll Building" (there must be bylaw about being less than 10 paces away from a urinal)
  • My Cubicle during EOP (window view overlooking the Hotel Mac & river valley !)
  • My Cubicle on 11th (a verbal purge zone by the door away from everybody else)

-- Favorite Quotes --

"We embrace change"
- Major Telecommunications Company's motto

"Change is bad"
-- That's My Stapler

"Who on earth changed this?"
-- Developer coming back from honeymoon and looking at his code That's My Stapler modified

It's like the Framework team is painting a sky and the Environment team is trying very hard to build airplane, and testers are jumping off the cliff to catch the sky.
-- Anonymous @ Major Telecommunications Company

1 Cursed in the same tone as *newman* - Seinfeld's nemesis and proud U.S. Postal Worker. Associate in many of Kramer's get rich quick schemes.

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